Sometimes I look at my follower count and I think ‘look at all these people I somehow tricked into thinking I’m cool’.
(via epic-humor)
i love being naked but i hate how i look naked
this
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DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME
DONT CHA
That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen
The couch? I’d like to talk about how hideous that floor is!
Nice abs.
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so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
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